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Drop it , Its dead .

zanetehaiden:

Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it

(Source: zanetheaiden, via ant0rm)

rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

(Source: sluttyteenwolf, via feat)

partner:you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
me:okay
me:write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
partner:oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
me:no
partner:but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
me:no
partner:so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
me:an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday

collegehumor:

collegehumor:

Artist Paul Ribera is ruining even MORE of our favorite childhood memories with the reimagining of Christopher Robin’s Hundred Acre Woods. Oh Winnie, WHY! WHY!

Finish reading Winnie the Pooh Gone DARK

More Paul Rivera

The Dark and Twisted Versions Of Pop Culture Duos That You Never Thought You’d See

90’s Cartoons With Drug Problems Will Take You to Nightmaretown

(via nastiaslight)

sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants

(Source: peachvenom, via ha-ze)

I want to write poems on your skin with my mouth…

(Source: highoffyourtaste, via dia-blow)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via asian)

ignwhore:

*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”

(via asian)